jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
How I clean my room:
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:
If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.
My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper.
I don’t get the… horse thing?
I don’t get it either…
:THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES.
OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard.
Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.
READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard.
You better see this!
…This saved my life.
IT IS A RULE TO REBLOG IT PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS
So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds
STOP WITH THE EYE FUCK
KEEP GOING WITH THE EYE FUCK
What, exactly, is he doing to that microphone with his thumb …. ????? And how much to get him to do it to me?! Reblogging because … Christ, it’s mandatory with those eyes, isn’t it?
He’s obvs pleasuring the mic to the point of orgasm.
*stares at this for hours*
*adds to spank bank*
This girl, named Hannah Batty, has been reported missing and was last seen at Warped Tour in Toronto.
Please take a second of your time to reblog this post and help us find this girl.
Batty is described as white, 5’5”, 115 lbs., with brown eyes and long, dyed blue hair. She was wearing a black tank top, blue denim cut-off shorts and black Vans sneakers. She has stretchers in her earlobes.
"Concert-goers, promoters, crew, vendors and bands from Toronto’s Vans Warped Tour stop July 4 are being asked to come forward if they remember seeing someone fitting the description of Hannah Batty, or to check their cell phones for inadvertently snapped photos or videos that she happens to be in. The 15-year-old, with long dyed blue hair and wearing a Ghost Town shirt — one of the acts on the bill — was last seen at the lakefront concert at The Flats at Molson Amphitheatre on the Ontario Place grounds at approximately 8 p.m.” (full article here)
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 416-808-2200, Crime Stoppers anonymously at 416-222-TIPS (8477), online at www.222tips.com, text TOR and your message to CRIMES (274637), or Leave A Tip on Facebook. Download the free Crime Stoppers Mobile App on iTunes, Google Play or Blackberry App World.
Keep reblogging, guys. We need to reach as many people as we can. The 2 seconds you take to reblog this post could mean a literal lifetime to Hannah.
Far too close to home to ignore.
Get the word out, my dears.
Loki is capable of being perfectly behaved. He can get along with the Avengers or with Tom or with Sam and be fine. Being raised a prince, he actually has very good manners. But if you don’t pay attention to him, he turns into a five year old. He will play horrible pranks on you, deliberately destroy things, butt in on conversations that have absolutely nothing to do with him, and generally make your life hell until you give him attention.
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
Public Service Announcement
This is a ghost bike.
They are memorials left where bicyclists have been killed and often painted white.
Do not remove them.
That is all.